THODA keh keha laga lo..... :)

This is very hilarious.. Laughter is the best medicine.....
3+ 3 =8 Bataao Kaise? Bataao Bataao! Nahi Pata?!! Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================================================= Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI ================================================================================= 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ================================================================================== What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ================================================================================== Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" .... .... .. ...... okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ================================================================================== ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ========================================= ========================================= Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan. ================================================================================== What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me. ================================================================================== - one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... An IDEA can change y! our wife. ================================================================================== ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega??????? ......... ......... think ..... think.... ....... ....... ....... ........ ........ ........ ........ geela ho ke nikalega...... ================================================================================== ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........ sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ================================================================================== whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ============================== ==================================================== Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange? think...... ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ socho socho ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ the answer is .......... They Both Are Not a Banana !!
-- Cheers to Life .... :)